Brick Walls...

Back when I was at school, they always told me that being bright, enthusiastic, and most of all eager to learn would open most doors for me. After I got my degree, I learnt that professional qualifications will get you a hell of a lot further than any "education" will.

So I set out to get myself qualified in programming. I figured, hey, even if I have just a baseline certificate, somebody's got to think I'm worth employing...?

It would seem I am wrong. As far as I can gather, there are no qualifications that will get me hob-nobbing with the cognoscenti.

Oh well. Such, as they say, is life.